Which one you choose shows me how you think!
Link to download free Goth-O-Matic EP
What is the Goth-O-Matic? I know how much goths LOVE credibility, but it's not always easy to get a hold. Alas, through me, your death hawk and fishnets will no longer be in vain. From the man who has traveled across dimensions with Rubella Ballet, swam the spirits with Sex Gang Children, and even witnessed a conversation with Frank the Baptist about swamp ass and ball-sagna! And there's plenty more Deathrockploitation where that came from! So I made it easy for you and packaged it up in a neat little download album, where you can become more Gother than any "thou" that might cross your path by jumping into the GOTH-O-MATIC.
Strap up those band pins and patches, spray that hair, and rip up them fishnets.
TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, IT'S GOTHIC TIME!!!!!!!
You'll be even more credible than a Batcave Reunion Tour audience member who paid for the SUPER ticket!